A Royal Hiest

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The Drama Queen become infatuated with the plan of becoming immensely rich. Using illusionary magics, she slides against walls down hallways, avoiding detection for the most part. She eventually finds the treasury, rightfully guarded and secured with a padlock. The patrol looked particularly bored and wouldn't be difficult to subdue with a drowsy spell or two, but the lock kept her from her main prize. "'ey, how long does it take a piss you think? Buttz has been gone and we can't switch patrol without th' damn key alright." Perfect. All she had to do was track down the missing guard and the treasure was all hers.

And that is a tale for another time.